Have* So he could do magic tricks but sucked at grammar. (Taken with instagram)

Have* So he could do magic tricks but sucked at grammar. (Taken with instagram)
Just burnt half my lip off drinking from this mug. #hotashell (Taken with instagram)

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Ladies and gentlemen.. Welcome to Britain
I was watching this this morning hahaha
Jeremy kyle, ADRESSING THE ISSUES!
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concrete skull and a guitar hero guitar
dope
My external hard drive and a screwdriver of the alcoholic variety.
Well, I guess I’m fucked.
my shot glass and plaid skirt. pff..
…my pillow and my bottoms, since I’m currently in Hugh Heffner mode.
I guess I could make sure they look fabulous in short shorts while I smother them?
An empty can of cherry Coke and my Guitar Hero controller.
Some tea and a cactus.
A guitar and my ipod. Well alright then.
A hairbrush and straighteners… I’ll fucking groom them to death!
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All of today’s purchases were successful :) (Taken with instagram)
Added the word ‘hand’ to this sentence on the wall of my film studies class. :) (Taken with instagram)
Because I just read the terrifying news this morning that there are doctors carrying out Female Genital Mutilation in the UK.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/apr/22/female-genital-mutilation-uk-medics?INTCMP=SRCH
“Research suggests that every…
This shocked me, I knew it happened but not here 0_0
It’s another installment of DailyGradvice for Sexy Friday.
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It makes studying allot more bearable (Taken with instagram)

Hayley Williams goes Hardcore (Screamo in Here We Go Again Outro)
Its like she is just singing normally then she stepped on a plug equalling in a screamo type voice then she carries on singing again.
so far on the revision front for a mock history test I have tomorrow, I’ve watched 2 episodes of Idiot Abroad, a fight happening outside now I’m scrolling through Tumblr, it’s going well!
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Because you’re really sweet and mostly covered in a thin, white glaze like substance. (I’m saying you’re normally covered in jizz…) I am humour.
Ooooh BUBBLES! (Taken with instagram)